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Shooting Demotivational Poster

BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.65/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~

AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not

TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...

My girlfriend -

TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.92/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

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steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm

d***, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm


TAGS: hunting shooting rifle gun
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sound - February 15, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's a all-purpose key chain... I know what I'm getting my dad for Father's day!


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


Troubleshooting -

TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!

A•I•M - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.

Quiz -

TAGS: gun shears police civilian shooting
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:52 am
Glad to see that fine is treating good.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:51 am
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:19 pm
I imagine this is pertinent to some event that’s prolly only obscure to me, but somebody once said ‘you shouldn’t come to a gun fight with a pruning shears’…..or something like that …aaaand I’m still drunk on your previous poster


TAGS: now we re shooting missles out of the sky
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:18 pm
Hey Aggy! Hows this for a challenger poster?


TAGS: top gun ronsart shooting
Rating: 3.22/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:10 pm
Two Sopwith Camels left, ten-o'clock, level, continue left turn.


TAGS: straiting shooting assignment you still missed the point
Rating: 3.18/5

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Zed - May 6, 2010, 8:42 am
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:11 pm
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
and we finally have a taker. Thanks for playing. Now please tell me that blanks have paper in them and if you are close enough to the target you will hit it.
Zed - May 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.

HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.

WTF?!? -

TAGS: wong shooting
Rating: 2.33/5

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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 4:12 pm
That's engrish?
Bob Chin - April 7, 2009, 9:38 am
Calip***ia....It's ultramodern!?!?

Newsflash -

backyard brawler -

oregon shooting -

TAGS: news guns shootings
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - October 15, 2015, 10:28 pm
the counter doesn't go past 3 does it?
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:53 pm

the timer just got re-started...again.....three times from what i heard
MPsniper - October 10, 2015, 7:45 am
" my right trumps your dead " - Aaron Weiss -