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Shooting Demotivational Poster


BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm, #217522
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm, #217521
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm, #217516
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm, #217514
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm, #217513
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm, #217512
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm, #217511
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #217503
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm, #217499
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm, #217498
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm, #217398
5 messy break ups


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am, #231442
5h**gun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am, #231441

Love it~~


AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not


TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am, #241516
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am, #241477
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am, #241466
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm, #241442
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm, #241436
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am, #241382
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm, #259400
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am, #259384
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am, #259372
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am, #259368
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am, #259365
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


STRENGTH & VIRILITY -


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am, #218408
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm, #218386

lolz
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm, #218381

d***, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm, #218379
zzzzzzzzzing!


THE ALL-PURPOSE HUNTING RIFLE -


TAGS: hunting shooting rifle gun
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by kingsholmmad

Sound - February 15, 2010, 6:43 pm, #158244
that's a all-purpose key chain... I know what I'm getting my dad for Father's day!


RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #241503
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm, #241502
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm, #241496
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241488
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


IMPACT -




Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm, #92084
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am, #85177
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm, #72103
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #68970
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am, #54132
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am, #41310
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm, #40556
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am, #40511
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


A•I•M - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.




Quiz -


TAGS: gun shears police civilian shooting
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:52 am, #255298
Glad to see that fine is treating good.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:51 am, #255297
Lol!
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:19 pm, #255295
I imagine this is pertinent to some event that’s prolly only obscure to me, but somebody once said ‘you shouldn’t come to a gun fight with a pruning shears’…..or something like that …aaaand I’m still drunk on your previous poster


I SAID I WANTED FRIKKEN SHARKS -


TAGS: now we re shooting missles out of the sky
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:18 pm, #172733
Hey Aggy! Hows this for a challenger poster?


TOP GUN -


TAGS: top gun ronsart shooting
Rating: 3.22/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:10 pm, #94593
Two Sopwith Camels left, ten-o'clock, level, continue left turn.


STRAIT SHOOTING -


TAGS: straiting shooting assignment you still missed the point
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by pieman

Zed - May 6, 2010, 8:42 am, #174870
ka-chunk
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:11 pm, #174788
Ka-ziiing!
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm, #174778
and we finally have a taker. Thanks for playing. Now please tell me that blanks have paper in them and if you are close enough to the target you will hit it.
Zed - May 5, 2010, 2:58 pm, #174766
I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.


HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.




WTF?!? -


TAGS: wong shooting
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Chiun

Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 4:12 pm, #83807
That's engrish?
Bob Chin - April 7, 2009, 9:38 am, #71283
Calip***ia....It's ultramodern!?!?


backyard brawler -




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